I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
EVERYTHING IS BECOMING CLEARER NOW!
"BUT HE’S SO CUTE”, I say, repeatedly, about a 39-year-old man.
I love how 57 people collectively know who you’re talking about.
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.
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Didnt I say you were grounded